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Whoop Ass Hand Balm

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Give your dehydrated hands some tough love - open a can of WHOOP ASS on 'em! With a bunch of natural butters and skin-softening and healing products like citrus and sage essential oil and vitamin E.

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Give your dehydrated hands some tough love - open a can of WHOOP ASS on 'em!

After spending months up to our elbows in soap and washing our hands literally a hundred times a day (not to mention our other jobs as bartenders), our hands were dry dry dry. We developed this hand balm for ourselves, and fell in looooove. We started with a bunch of natural butters, and loaded it up with skin-softening and healing products like citrus and sage essential oil and vitamin E. After some meltiness problems, we added candelilla wax so we could keep the can in our pockets at all times.

At the first hint of dryness, we'd pull out our can, friends started enquiring, so we made another few batches for them, they loved it too. So here we are! Now the world can open a can of WHOOP ASS! It's meant to be a balm, not a cream, so it's pretty firm, but you just rub your fingers over it a few times and then massage it into your manky mitts, especially your nails and cuticles. Your hands will thank you! Elbows and knees like it too.

Packaged in a reusable 2oz can. Great for you, great for the environment!

WARNING: This does not contain any sun protection. Please use your usual sunscreen if you're be out in the sun!

Even though this stuff is melt-resistant, it's a good idea to keep it out of too-hot conditions, like direct sunlight, or a hot car.

INGREDIENTS:
prunus amygdalus dulcis (sweet almond) oil, shebutyrospermum parkii (shea butter) fruit, simmondsia chinesis (jojoba) seed oil, copernicia cerifera (carnauba) wax, candelilla (euphorbia cerifera) wax, mangifera indica (mango) seed butter, citrus medica limonum (lemon) peel wax (and) hydrogenated vegetable oil, citrus tangerina (tangerine) peel oil (and) hydrogenated vegetable oil, citrus aurantium dulcis (orange) peel wax (and) hydrogenated vegetable oil, citrus medica limonum (lemon) oil, salvia officinalis (sage) oil, citrus gandis (grapefruit) peel oil, citrus sinensis (sweet orange) oil, tocopherol
Color Natural
Fragrance Citrus Sage
Is it Vegan? ***HAND MADE WITH 100% LOVE *** TOTALLY VEGAN!***
Country of Manufacture United States
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