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just...no Bro Banisher Mist
just...no Bro Banisher Mist

just...no Bro Banisher Mist

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Are you sick of listening to some dudebro mansplain at you, or #notall you, or tell you what you should do politically because he's right about everything? US TOO!

In this age of social media, where in-person interactions are fewer and far-betweener, we ofttimes wish for a real-life block button for those who don't know when to STFU.

So, next time you're stuck with some bro talking at you irl, just smile, spritz the air with our Bro Banisher mist and walk away, leaving orange (as in orange you glad you're walking away) and thyme (as in ain't got no thyme for this) in your wake!

Witch hazel hydrosol helps extinguish odor-causing bacteria and other nasties, though unfortunately it won't make dudebros actually disappear! Available in a 2oz spray.

INGREDIENTS: distilled water, hamamelis virginiana (witch hazel) distillate (and) germaben, fragrance


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